James Bond and the C-word

Why so happy? David Hedison reprises his role as Felix Leiter in 1989’s Licence to Kill

It appears that we haven’t seen much of the C-word throughout the James Bond series.

There has been the use of the S-word and the P-word; we’ve had bastard and bloody too. Is bloody even considered a naughty word these days?

Timothy Dalton’s Bond liked to swear. It wasn’t all choice words, anger and violence with Dalton though — he had a knack for creating great romantic chemistry with his leading ladies.

We hear bitch in Diamonds are ForeverCasino Royale and Die Another Day. Mind you, Die Another Day is a swear word in itself — a debacle of a film.

We’ve even had the F-word a couple of times. Really, Dame Judi? I’d expect a little more decorum from a lady of the realm.

But the C-bomb? It took 46 years for one to be dropped — in 2008’s Quantum of Solace.

I am, of course, talking about continuity. It’s been a bugbear for James Bond fans over the years, or should I say the lack of.

The producers finally tried their hands at some continuity by making Quantum of Solace a direct sequel to Casino Royale — released two years later, but set two hours after. The result was a bit of a mess. The frantic editing just made it very difficult to understand what was going on in the action scenes — he should have looked upon some of the 1980s Bond entries for inspiration on how to pace action sequences — John Glen was The Don when it came to directing action. The script and character development in Quantum were severely lacking too. A writer’s strike meant that even Daniel Craig was chipping in with writing the script as they went along. A great Bond he may be, but a writer he is not.

The chances of continuity throughout the series were thwarted early on, in the third Bond film, Goldfinger. Jack Lord was perfect as Felix Leiter in Dr. No, yet apparently, his demands were too high to return as Leiter two films later. Lord wanted a lot of money and equal billing with Connery.

‘Sean Connery and Jack Lord in Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger?’ — as much as I like Lord as Leiter, that just wouldn’t have worked. So he was ditched in favour of a slightly too old and slightly too overweight Cec Linder; we have to remember that Leiter is supposed to be Bond’s closest friend and equivalent in the CIA.

During the Eon Productions Bond series, Leiter has had a total of seven incarnations. He has even turned from white to black and had his leg bitten off by a great white shark, only for it to grow back again. OK, I’ll let those slide seeing as Casino Royale was a reboot.

But why does Felix look so happy, sitting in a hospital bed, having just been fed to a shark and his newlywed murdered in Licence to Kill? Maybe it was the morphine. Despite this misjudgment by director John Glen, David Hedison makes my top three Felix’s, along with Jack Lord and newbie Jeffrey Wright.

John Terry as Leiter in The Living Daylights was one of the weak points in an otherwise fantastic Bond film (the American film actor, not the footballer — that would have been a disaster in itself with Felix bedding more girls than 007).

There have also been continuity issues with the character of Ernst Stavro Blofeld, and of course, the age-old question of why he doesn’t recognise Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, having come face to face with him in the previous film, You Only Live Twice. Director Peter Hunt wanted to be faithful to the novel, and the films weren’t made in the order of the books, hence why. It does turn the viewer off somewhat though, especially as it’s been drilled into the audience that despite a different actor, it’s the same character, with the references to Bond’s previous missions throughout the film.

An early draft of Majesty’s featured George Lazenby undergoing plastic surgery, changing from a Scotsman to an Australian. As crazy as it seems, I quite like this idea and wouldn’t mind it being toyed with for the next change of actor.

The five actors to have played Blofeld (and yes, I include the wheelchair villain from For Your Eyes Only) have all brought something good to the role, even the much maligned and rather camp Charles Gray. Max von Sydow failed to do so as Blofeld in Never Say Never Again (another dirty word) — but that non-Eon Productions film was unable to do a lot of things, including to make a memorable Felix Leiter. Sean Connery’s idea of castinga black actor to make the role more significant didn’t quite have the desired effect.

It seems that Diamonds are Forever would have been perfect for a direct sequel, 37 years prior to Quantum of Solace, in 1971. But George Lazenby left, and Connery came back, and it was as if On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and the murder of Bond’s wife never happened, and that the producers were trying to erase it all from people’s memories. And so began the lighter tone for the Bond films throughout the 1970s — Sean Connery paved the way in Diamonds, and Roger Moore happily walked it.

The producers seem determined to finally get some continuity going with Daniel Craig by creating a story arc of his four films thus far. Some say it’s been done carelessly and shoehorned in, but it leaves me pondering the missed chances from the previous 20.

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