"You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?" — looking back on The Living Daylights
"Better make that two" (sexual conquests): Timothy Dalton puts Roger Moore's bed-hopping days behind him amid the HIV/AIDS epidemic
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"That's as bad as listening to The Beatles without earmuffs" — looking back on Goldfinger
Cheerio: Auric Goldfinger gets sucked off
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"JAMES BOND WILL RETURN" (we just don't know how yet)
"Seems terribly difficult" — looking back on Thunderball
What do you do, Vargas? F*ck all
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"Try to keep it up, and ease it in" — looking back on For Your Eyes Only
Rude! Rage want to make it last all night
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"Who's strangling the cat?" — looking back on GoldenEye
Toilet: Pierce Brosnan makes his long-awaited (but not for me) debut as James Bond
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"Pete Best and The Beatles" — looking back on Birth of The Beatles
Best of The Beatles: Pete proclaims to be as good as Ringo Starr
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"Darling, I give you very best duck" — looking back on You Only Live Twice
Bore me later: Sean Connery sleepwalks through You Only Live Twice
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"Nursie will give baby his candy" — looking back on Never Say Never Again
What a winker: Sean Connery sticks two fingers up at Cubby Broccoli
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"You damn lucky you got an ear left to hear the question with" — looking back on Live and Let Die
Gen Z, look away now: Bond tricks Solitaire into losing her virginity
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